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2012
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM..?
.FACTS OF LIFE That
1 millisecond when you litterally think your gonna die when you chair tips from leaning back in it.
2. When you are laying down texting with the phone above your head and it decides to be a ninja, slipt through your fingers, and attack your face.
3. When you see graffiti in certain places and wonder, 'How the f**k did they get up there!?'
4. That awesome moment when your in school or a meeting and the boss/teacher calls on you or asks a question because they think you werent listening and you get it right(:
5. That awkward moment when your watching childhood cartoons at an older age and realize, "these are the reasons why I am so messed up! I mean, why doesnt sqidward wear pants and why do 'Sandy CHEEKS' and 'Mr.KRABS' live in BIKINI BOTTOM..' "
6. That awkward moment when you realize that Wiz Khalifa probably wrote the song "Black and Yellow" because he saw someone smile..o.O.
7. That awkward moment when you realise, you keep getting up and checking the fridge as if food is magically gonna appear..O.o
MISTAKE
can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 like; when you do
BE OBSERVANT
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight and taste." After saying that, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their fingers into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was finished, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth
THE DAYS
1. Remember when back then you could play nintendo and when there was a problem all you had to do was take it out and blow in it. There was'nt even internet to look up how to fix that! We figured it out on our own. Kids are soft these days.
2. Dont you hate that moment in an arguement when you realize you're wrong... But keep arguing anyways:D
3. There is a great need for a sarcasm fontO.o
4. The only time I look forward to a redlight is when im trying to finish a text.
5. LOL has litterally went from meaning Laugh Out Loud to I have nothing better to say.
6. I have trouble deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger o.O
7. How many times is it appropriate to say 'What' before you just smile and nod because you still didnt understand what they said(:
8. Yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerv to avoid it..Thanks Mario Kart-_-
1 millisecond when you litterally think your gonna die when you chair tips from leaning back in it.
2. When you are laying down texting with the phone above your head and it decides to be a ninja, slipt through your fingers, and attack your face.
3. When you see graffiti in certain places and wonder, 'How the f**k did they get up there!?'
4. That awesome moment when your in school or a meeting and the boss/teacher calls on you or asks a question because they think you werent listening and you get it right(:
5. That awkward moment when your watching childhood cartoons at an older age and realize, "these are the reasons why I am so messed up! I mean, why doesnt sqidward wear pants and why do 'Sandy CHEEKS' and 'Mr.KRABS' live in BIKINI BOTTOM..' "
6. That awkward moment when you realize that Wiz Khalifa probably wrote the song "Black and Yellow" because he saw someone smile..o.O.
7. That awkward moment when you realise, you keep getting up and checking the fridge as if food is magically gonna appear..O.o
MISTAKE
can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 like; when you do
BE OBSERVANT
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight and taste." After saying that, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their fingers into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was finished, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth
THE DAYS
1. Remember when back then you could play nintendo and when there was a problem all you had to do was take it out and blow in it. There was'nt even internet to look up how to fix that! We figured it out on our own. Kids are soft these days.
2. Dont you hate that moment in an arguement when you realize you're wrong... But keep arguing anyways:D
3. There is a great need for a sarcasm fontO.o
4. The only time I look forward to a redlight is when im trying to finish a text.
5. LOL has litterally went from meaning Laugh Out Loud to I have nothing better to say.
6. I have trouble deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger o.O
7. How many times is it appropriate to say 'What' before you just smile and nod because you still didnt understand what they said(:
8. Yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerv to avoid it..Thanks Mario Kart-_-